We don’t have anything against tourists per se. We love their accents, fanny packs and influx of money. But when you’re late for a meeting and five of them create a water brigade in the middle of the sidewalk, international diplomacy breaks down.
“Hey Gunter, was ist das abkommen?” We’ve heard of safety in numbers, but it’s the middle of the day and you guys look like a chubby centipede carrying a camera. Honestly do you need to take pictures of every pigeon? They’re rats with wings, and after about three photos, there’s a good chance you’ll come down with the plague.
So do us a favor, disband the symbiotic shuffle, raise the drawbridge and clear a path. Otherwise the Rossetta Stone goes away, and your little game of Red Rover experiences some unilateral aggression to the face.
(via: peoplewhodeserveit.com)
